T‑Shirt — "The Older I Get The Less I Give A F*ck" Bold Statement Tee

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL

Width, in

18.25

20.25

22.00

24.00

26.00

27.75

29.75

Length, in

26.62

28.00

29.37

30.75

31.62

32.50

33.50

Sleeve length from center back, in

16.25

17.75

19.00

20.50

21.75

23.25

24.63

Size tolerance, in

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

A lived-in, garment-dyed tee that says exactly what you mean without shouting. The soft heavyweight cotton feels substantial while breaking in over time, so the shirt grows more comfortable with every wear. Front and back prints carry a blunt, seasoned voice — humor edged with honesty — that slips easily into everyday life: morning coffee, late-night hangs, or running weekend errands. The relaxed fit and tubular knit keep the silhouette uncomplicated. Wear it when you want your clothes to speak for you: wry, honest, and unbothered.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durability and a soft, lived-in feel

- Garment-dyed after construction for subtle, vintage-like color and supple texture

- Relaxed, tubular knit with no side seams for a clean drape

- Double-needle stitching on all seams and pre-shrunk fabric for long-lasting fit

- Available S–4XL (select partners) with 58 color options; sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean