Funny Road Trip T-Shirt – “I Just Burned 500 Miles… All I Got Was This Full Grey Tank”

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL

Width, in

18.25

20.25

22.00

24.00

26.00

27.75

29.75

Length, in

26.62

28.00

29.37

30.75

31.62

32.50

33.50

Sleeve length from center back, in

16.25

17.75

19.00

20.50

21.75

23.25

24.63

Size tolerance, in

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

This garment-dyed tee carries a cheeky, road-worn sense of humor for people who spend hours on buses, RVs, or long-haul trips. The front shows a smoking coach, a smoky portable toilet and the line “I just burned 500 miles... and all I got was this full grey tank,” while the back lists “Today’s Grey Tank Contributors” with silhouetted figures and splashes of green. It reads like an inside joke shared between travelers who know the highs and low-scented realities of life on the road. The soft, garment-dyed cotton and relaxed fit make it comfortable for travel days, camp breaks, and casual hangs. Wear it when you want to laugh about the messy parts of adventure and spark knowing smiles at rest stops, rallies, and long drives.

Product features

- Available S–4XL with Comfort Colors 1717 size chart

- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) and pre-shrunk

- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture

- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitched hems for durability

- Relaxed fit, sewn-in label, made in Honduras; offered in 58 colors

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean