Bus Driver T-Shirt — "Being a Bus Driver Saved Me From a Life as a Porn Star" Funny Novelty Tee

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL

Width, in

18.25

20.25

22.00

24.00

26.00

27.75

29.75

Length, in

26.62

28.00

29.37

30.75

31.62

32.50

33.50

Sleeve length from center back, in

16.25

17.75

19.00

20.50

21.75

23.25

24.63

Size tolerance, in

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

1.50

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude with a large, high-contrast front print that reads: “Being a Bus Driver Saved Me From a Life as a Porn Star.” The design blends strong typography and a simple silhouette graphic for an unapologetic, humorous statement piece. Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton and garment-dyed after construction, the shirt feels broken-in from day one with soft texture and lived-in color. Durable double-needle stitching and a tubular knit (no side seams) keep the silhouette clean and resilient for everyday wear. Available in a wide range of sizes and colors, this tee suits someone who likes to wear personality on their sleeve — or, in this case, across their chest.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) for durable comfort

- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and vintage texture

- Tubular knit with no side seams and sewn-in label for a clean look

- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting durability

- Available S–4XL (select partners) and offered in 58 colors; pre-shrunk and relaxed fit

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean